22 Mirzapur Best Dialogues that’ll Make You Watch the Series Again Right Now

22 Mirzapur Best Dialogues that’ll Make You Watch the Series Again Right Now

Mirzapur Best Dialogues: Among all the Web Series released on OTT Platforms in India, Amazon Prime Web Series, Mirzapur has established itself as a cult classic. 

Released in November 2018, Mirzapur is the story of two brothers Guddu Pandit (Ali Fazal) and Bablu Pandit (Vikrant Massey) who are caught up in a world of drugs, violence and the mafia. It also stars Pankaj Tripathi (Kaleen Bhaiya), Divyendu Sharma (Munna Tripathi), Shriya Pilgaonkar, Rasika Dugal, Kulbhushan Kharbanda, Rajesh Tailang and Sheeba Chaddha. All of these actors have delivered one of the best performances of their career in Mirzapur web series.

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Mirzapur Best Dialogues

The release date of second season of the much awaited web series Mirzapur has been announced as 23 October 2020, the fans are already excited to watch the bhaukaal of Guddu Bhaiya and Kaleen Bhaiya on screen.

Also read: Mirzapur Season 2 Memes & Jokes

Here we have compiled a list of 20 kickass but the best dialogues of Mirzapur that you have and will always love. So let’s start:

List of Mirzapur Best Dialogues which are epic and irresistible:

1- Kya chu****pa hua hai jo raat tak ruka nahi gaya?- Pankaj Tripathi as Akhandanand Tripathi a.k.a. Kaleen Bhaiya

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2- Bh**dike…Bishuddh ch**iye ladke ho tum chup raho- Pankaj Tripathi as Akhandanand Tripathi a.k.a. Kaleen Bhaiya

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3- Darr ki yahi dikkat hai, ki kabhi bhi khatam ho sakta hai- Pankaj Tripathi as Akhandanand Tripathi a.k.a. Kaleen Bhaiya

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4- Neta banna hai toh gundey paalo. Gundey matt bano- Pankaj Tripathi as Akhandanand Tripathi a.k.a. Kaleen Bhaiya

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5- Ch***ya hai tumhara ladka. Ch***ya hai woh important nahi hai. Hamara ladka hai, Woh important hai- Pankaj Tripathi as Akhandanand Tripathi a.k.a. Kaleen Bhaiya

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6- Toh bh****ke tum iske liye humare darwaje pe chale aaye- Pankaj Tripathi as Akhandanand Tripathi a.k.a. Kaleen Bhaiya

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7- Suru majburi mein kiye the… Ab maza aa raha hai- Ali Fazal as Guddu Pandit

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8- Middle class aadmi, aadmi nahi, ch***ya hota hai, Ch***ya!- Ali Fazal as Guddu Pandit

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9- Attack me bhi gun, defense me bhi gun, hum banayenge Mirzapur ko Amrica- Ali Fazal as Guddu Pandit

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10- Agli baar Munna Bhaiya ghar aaye, zinda wapas hi nahi laute toh?- Ali Fazal as Guddu Pandit

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11- Zindagi ho toh aisi ho, Zinda toh jh***t ke baal bhi hain- Ali Fazal as Guddu Pandit

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12- Abey, Bawal cheez hai, be. Saala system hil jaata hai- Ali Fazal as Guddu Pandit

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13- Ab chahe saanp aake ghar mein dosti karle…Rehta toh zehreela hi hai na- Ali Fazal as Guddu Pandit

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14- Mata ji yahan hain…behen yahn hain, Maa behen ek karne mein aasaani hogi- Divyendu Sharma as Munna Tripathi

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15- Oh Bhos***i waley Chacha. Rest kariye, varna Rest in Peace ho jaoge- Divyendu Sharma as Munna Tripathi

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16- Bohut taqleef hoti hai jab aap yogya ho aur log aapki yogyata na pehchane- Divyendu Sharma as Munna Tripathi

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17- Abey padhai likhai mai dhyaan lagao ias yas bano…lekin nahi- Divyendu Sharma as Munna Tripathi

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18- Aur tum itni chhoti si baat pe hag diye be- Divyendu Sharma as Munna Tripathi

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19- Guns ki maddad se darr nahi badhana hai, darr ki maddad se guns badhani hai- Vikrant Massey as Bablu Pandit (Season 1)

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20- Abhi sendal se maarenge tumko heel wale side se- Shriya Pilgaonkar as Sweety Gupta

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21- Kya hai na shehar madarch**o se bhar gaya hai- Amit Sial as SSP Ram Sharan Maurya

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22- Dhyan rahe kenchua doodh peete peete kahin saanp na ban jaae- Kulbhushan Kharbanda as Satyanand Tripathi

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Final Words about Mirzapur Best Dialogues

This was our little attempt to present the best dialogues of Mirzapur web series and we hope you liked our work as much as we loved preparing it.

As all the other fans of Mirzapur, we are also hopeful that the second season of Mirzapur will be as amazing and enjoyable as the first season was.

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External Reference: Mirzapur Web Series on WikiPedia

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